Hello? Hello/ is this Condom and Condom. What I can't hear you, your phone system is broken and you talking on your daughters princess phone? I need to talk to a lawyer quick, an Fed EX jet just crashed into our warehouse and we need help now. Whats that? Call back on another number thats connected to Mr. Condoms office?/?!!!!(*()$&*(&*()&$*^(
What a joke, I'll just call the next yellow page add. Maybe I'll find someone who knows that your phone systems existance or not can snag million dollar fees!!!
Thats really funny. They would rather be out of business than getting buisness just to keep from having a relationship with a company that could have them up and running
in three hours.
Hey I know how they could save even more.
I bet they spend a bundle on Westlaw online.
Who needs that crap. I have a service called JerryLaw. Its really cheap and just as good, really! Sign up now and receive a free 1975
Sony Answering machine w/ pushbutton remote transponder.
Holy breifcase Batman! we could start a whole new buisness here!!! YEEEEE HAAAAAAA!!!
