You have the haunted Compact that xxxxxxxxxxxxx was demonstrating when he put his finger in the power supply to dislodge a piece of matter that was sticking to it after he picked his nose.
Around Florida it was known as the ksu from hell and everyone who handled it became possessed and had to have an exorcism to save their life. Buy lots of insurance, the roof may fall on you, a satellite may crash into your car, your dog may attack and disable a tractor, you just never know.
