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One day I got sick of the fax-a-marketers. I replied back to a fax with a 20" peice of black paper, taped both ends together, and let it go. It timed out after somewhere around 25 minutes.
I wonder how much ink they have left.....
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Probably ran out of paper and memory. True story, when fax machines first came out with memory to pick up when paper ran out, 1 manufacturer forgot that their machine turned off when you opened it to add paper. Neglected to arrange some sort of keep-alive for the memory. Oops, ran out of paper overnite. Oh look, there are 3 faxes in memory. Replace paper, what 3 faxes in memory? John C.
When I was young, I was Liberal. As I aged and wised up, I became Conservative. Now that I'm old, I have settled on Curmudgeon.
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I had a telemarketer call about replacing windows on my car, I asked if they did houses, they said no, so I asked if my 1968 Winnebago counted as a house or a car. The I started spewing Dimensions of every window. I then told them that I would only buy from them if the nice young boy on the phone would marry my daughter. I did all of this in a really crappy Apu style voice. Whole office was in hysterics.
Another one caught me at home, I get goig on about how I loved Pele, and that my son was trying to be as good as Pele and how I loved Portugal. Everytime time they tried to get there sales pitch in I would go off on something even more rediculous until it got to the point I had to rescue a mule from a mud pit.
I also have a MP3 player set up for my MOH, I got a recording of train whistles, leafblowers, roosters, fart noises, and anything else I could get my hands on, I set it up into a continuous 4 minute loop, Someone call asking for me I would unplug my Main MOH source and plug in the "good" one then place the caller hold forever. Someone actually stayed on for 23 minutes. I would answer in a differet voice every 5 minutes asking if tey have been helped.
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RIP Moderator-Mitel, Panasonic
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Bill, you are MEAN. I love it! John C.
When I was young, I was Liberal. As I aged and wised up, I became Conservative. Now that I'm old, I have settled on Curmudgeon.
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