"Got twenty years safe driving never getting in a vehicle." Best inside story I've heard in years! Typical of the fools we once worked for.
It beats my "All these gloves are left-handed" story, that's for sure.
In the future, due to the outcry for more fantastic phone stories, I will be persuaded to tell you about:
Hawaiian Music Option
Ad Hoc color codes
Why are you wearing sneakers?
Pay checks at the top of the poles
The dead cat
The dead dog
The dead man
Willy Vasquez and the dog in the junk yard
The twisted manhole cover
Why my nickname is "Bloomo"
The cop, the long cord and the handgun
The Case of the Beeping Noise
The fire dept and the power supply
The air raid siren and the drug dealers
Mr. Horn, the sleeping sub, the open window and the broken leg.
The Rabbi, the 6040 key, and the (not so) cryptic note.
The doctor, the interrupted Christmas party, the bowl of cocaine, and the loose wire.
The gangsta, the ComKey, and the loot.
The Homestead Bar & Grill
The yellow trimline, the piano and the CF53.
The reference battery and a free lunch.
Getting rehired after the layoffs.
Why Joey and the other guy are now friends.
Getting in trouble for selling.
The accountant and the dead ringers.
