You are out of your mind, Travis. Thank God. Personally, I find that the audio input is waaaaay too sensitive. So I start the app as usual, touch the screen (which brings up a three option menu) and chose "Adjust". From there I run the slider all the way down so that spurious noise doesn't make me "say" things that I didn't say.
My nine year old daughter can't decide if this app or the Star Wars light saber is her favorite. In either case, both keep her busy at restaurants during the wait period!
