Cell phones (they are not telephones, they are radios), are hellspawn.

I refused for a very long time to use a cell. My last job forced one in my hand.

When I wasn't using a cell, one of my friend's from high school asked me how people would get in contact with me. I said: "They don't." HA!

Call me at home, if I'm not there, leave me a message and I'll get back to you. WHAT'S SO DIFFICULT ABOUT THAT!? IT WORKED FOR THE FIRST 25 YEARS OF MY LIFE!

Cell phones...the ultimate way your pr**k of a boss can keep you at work 24/7.